And in other news...

[vulgarweed]

CHRIST, I'm glad April Fool's is over. Even for the sake of pranking, a day without cock is like a day without sunshine.

Also, Remix is HUGE FUN and I can't believe I didn't play before now. I'm trying to make up for six years of lost time.

Also, if you see me IRL, no, I promise I am NOT cutting again - haven't done that in 10 years. No, these are the marks of wild kinky kitty love. I wear them with pride, even as I spritz the little fucker with a plant mister and go nurse my wounds with Neosporin.

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[celandineb.livejournal.com]

the marks of wild kinky kitty love

Definitely to be preferred over cutting!

*g* Fic headed back to you...

[lixtetrax.livejournal.com]

re: cat scratches: Animals are fuckers. Ever since I decided to have pet rats people give me looks like they're worried I'm making love to a weed wacker. I feel like pet owners should have tags identifying them for the public. :D Good luck with the kitten.

[aineotter.livejournal.com]

Yeah, kitties are just inherently kinky; there's no getting around that. I mean, the boys have *barbed penises*.

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

the marks of wild kinky kitty love

Oh yes, that's the thing I enjoy about currently (well, until I'm moving out of home, that is) living with dogs: no scratches and a LOT less and easier-to-brush-off hair. I'm still debating with myself whether to get a cat or a dog when I'll live alone. *ponders*

Even for the sake of pranking, a day without cock is like a day without sunshine.

Argh! No! Don't make me think of these awful fluorescenting didoes again!