And in other news...

[vulgarweed]

CHRIST, I'm glad April Fool's is over. Even for the sake of pranking, a day without cock is like a day without sunshine.

Also, Remix is HUGE FUN and I can't believe I didn't play before now. I'm trying to make up for six years of lost time.

Also, if you see me IRL, no, I promise I am NOT cutting again - haven't done that in 10 years. No, these are the marks of wild kinky kitty love. I wear them with pride, even as I spritz the little fucker with a plant mister and go nurse my wounds with Neosporin.

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[lixtetrax.livejournal.com]

re: cat scratches: Animals are fuckers. Ever since I decided to have pet rats people give me looks like they're worried I'm making love to a weed wacker. I feel like pet owners should have tags identifying them for the public. :D Good luck with the kitten.