Do I know how to start a day or what?

[vulgarweed]

Half an hour late for work due to panic attack due to...NO WALLET WHERE WALLET SHOULD BE.

OR ANYWHERE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER.

Frakity-frakity-frakity-frakity-FRAAAK.


I even realize when it probably happened. Most embarrassing part? I was dead sober.

So there I was, on the way to work, canceling my bank cards on my cell and shouting at the poor lady over the roar of the el train. (Nobody had tried to do anything with it.)

Could have been a lot worse. I think there was only about $10 in cash. I've got a temporary ATM card now (another trip to the bank after work). I feel OK now. It's just annoying and stupid.

Madimi picks my pocket. I'm still half expecting to find it in some bizarre nook six months from now. At least I know she didn't empty my account and run to her 'nip dealer.

Anyway, stress release. Who's got something funny or porny to show me?

Comments

[apricot-tree.livejournal.com]

That's definately no fun.

A thief in Paris decided to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied: "Monsieur, that's the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh." Zut alors!!