I porn, therefore I am

[vulgarweed]

I'm following shadowvalkyrie into perdition; I signed up for kink_bingo, and I got my card this morning! Wheee!

So I'm going to do what she did in this post and ask all my filthy-minded friends for suggestions!



fucking machines

roleplay/au (domestic/tradesman)

voyeurism

vehicular

bondage (wrist restraints)

roleplay/au (prostitution)

breathplay

leather/latex/rubber

sensation play

mind control/amnesia

food

knifeplay

(optional)

tentacles

scars/scarification

unusual/extreme positions

bondage (held down)

teasing

washing/cleaning each other

tattoos/tattooing

silence

sleepy/unconscious

gags

piercings/needleplay

public sex



So I'm looking for bunnies! I have some ideas already, but let me know what you see that I don't! Do any of these scream a particular pairing or scenario to you? Fandoms: Good Omens, Lord of the Rings/Silmarillion, Harry Potter, Historical RPF, US Politics RPF, Temeraire, His Dark Materials, Discworld, Hellblazer, plus some others I might be willing to try for the right bunny (LOST, BSG, Star Trek reboot, SPN, etcetera etcetera).

Comments

[ilthit]

I'm horrible, but yes.

Fucking machines - something with the orcs, Uruk-Hai or Saruman.
Public sex - Temeraire or historical and in the upper echelons outside a brothel scenario because wow.

I never knew tattooing could be a kink. Wow.

I'm slightly more tempted by this now than I was before, and I was already tempted. The only thing I worry about is getting kinks I couldn't possibly do.

[bliumchik]

Seems like Star Trek is just DYING for some machine fuckery... I mean, hello, Captain Kirk's reputation :P

[celandineb.livejournal.com]

Latex/rubber and washing/cleaning both shout reboot!Kirk/McCoy to me. *g* You know those doctors and their cleanliness fetishes.

Silence - Silmarillion or LotR, do Ents do it silently?

Unusual/extreme positions - well, Good Omens, Crowley/Aziraphale, because there have to be advantages to being an angel (fallen or otherwise) even if you have taken on a human form.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Oooooo, intriguing. I like the way you think!

Do Ents do it silently? I...actually don't think they do. I think they make quite disturbing noises. ;)

GMTA on the last one: I was thinking that "at cruising altitude, no airplane" might qualify as unusual and extreme.

[celandineb.livejournal.com]

Yay! Glad if I was of any help!

[oleander9999.livejournal.com]

I'm boring. You know -- any and all of these scream
"U.S. Politics" (CODE!) to me. Preferably with recent events included... Challenge: do the AU roleplay domestic/tradesman only with the obvious roles reversed!!! Tempted yet? :-)

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

You're not boring, you're loyal!

Oh WOW, I never would have thought of that. Hmmmmmm........:D

[oleander9999.livejournal.com]

I loved, absolutely loved, what you did with that Bangkok story. I'm always trying to get people to really delve into the character that people don't usually delve into, IMO. There's a lot there that hasn't been explored, fictionwise...

[ellimayhem.livejournal.com]

I think Nanny Ogg needs to give Sarah Palin a *real* course in "Sex education".

What was that you were saying as you ran away? Something about your brains turning to a fine mixture of lutefisk and custard?

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

ARRRRRRRRRGHIII!!!!! *gurgle*

[ellimayhem.livejournal.com]

You KNOW Nanny could teach that vapid little puppet a thing or 23.

[catbirdgirl.livejournal.com]

if you want visual things to trigger ideas for stories, go to website "House of Gord" there is very interesting fucking machines, vehicles RUN by fucking machines, and a whole bunch of these. Go look at the free pics, stick some characters into the bizarrrrrro bondage on there, and run from there!

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU THANK YOU!

I was thinking that was the one that was going to give me the most trouble.

[catbirdgirl.livejournal.com]

My filthiness is at your command. You could also do research on FetLife communities.

[telperion1.livejournal.com]

The Tolkien fandom may banish me to the abyss for this one, but the bondage kink just screams something Morgothy to me. Are any other Tolkien villains banished to the abyss with him after the War of Wrath, or can you bend canon enough to make that a possibility? There's something about taking such a canonical object like Aule's unbreakable chain, and turning it into a kink, that is deliciously evil. At least to me.

[tyellas.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure Sauron got banished with him, too. We can work with that, yes?

Also, for knife play, something with Xaphania from His Dark Materials after she gets the Subtle Knife from Will? I'm picturing Xaphania and Mary, for some reason...

[fyrdrakken]

Tentacles pretty much cry out for either aliens (ST Reboot) or eldritch horrors (GO, HP, Discworld, HB, SPN). Or, hang on, we were seeing a lot of tentacular things in BSG where the hybrids were hooked up to the ships...

And rereading the Temeraire series right now as I am, leather is an obvious one, as is "held down" bondage. And possibly vehicular, assuming a dragon's involvement as a location rather than as a participant. (Though that would also lean towards an extreme and unusual position. And probably voyeurism.)

[signifier.livejournal.com]

Hellblazer, did you say? Breathplay, did you say? Doesn't John have a whole... thing involving smoking, too?

[riverotter7.livejournal.com]

I think my brain just exploded......

[amberdiceless.livejournal.com]

voyeurism

washing/cleaning each other

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...

John Constantine spying on Aziraphale and Crowley while they groom each other's wings. *Collapses*

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

I second Amber's idea! It would be awesome.

"Vehicular" says Bentley to me... and I'll direct your own suggestion of Laurence/Temeraire for "unusual/extreme positions" right back at you. *g* "Scars/Scarification" could be a good Ent thing... "Silence" would work Crowley/Aziraphale having inappropriate sex while some desperately important historical moment happens nearby.

I also second the call for bondage and Tolkien villains and would like to add knifeplay to that mix.

[blueeyedtigress.livejournal.com]

You know me, I'm basically vanilla-boring. But what caught my attention was the "breathplay" prompt. Warm, cold, barely *almost* touching .... ruffling feathers and hair ... wanna bet Crowley's good enough to take Aziraphael right over the edge without ever touching him? Scratch that, reverse the roles -- Crowley doesn't have enough self-control to keep from touching. %D