Fascinated by the inexplicable
Jan. 7th, 2003 02:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vulgarweedPersonal ad from weekly newspaper. Variants on this have been running for months:
Please respond only if you don't masturbate anymore, you believe in celibacy outside of marriage, you want eventually marriage with a compatible woman, you're skinny or lean, nonsmoking, honest, agnostic or atheist, 40-60. I'm very affectionate in marriage. I'm a gentle, assertive, compassionate DWF 50, slender, attractive, 5'6", 120#.
What gets me is the atheist part. Now I can dimly, intellectually, understand that there are sex-phobic Jesus freaks, uh, excuse me, I mean "Christians with traditional values," who think masturbation is bad for some reason, but I've never heard of an atheist who gives a damn. Is there some currently fashionable quack diet or self-help rigmarole out there that advocates this, or is this woman just a freak all by herself?
But hey, whatever floats her boat. Hope she's not holding her breath, though.
Please respond only if you don't masturbate anymore, you believe in celibacy outside of marriage, you want eventually marriage with a compatible woman, you're skinny or lean, nonsmoking, honest, agnostic or atheist, 40-60. I'm very affectionate in marriage. I'm a gentle, assertive, compassionate DWF 50, slender, attractive, 5'6", 120#.
What gets me is the atheist part. Now I can dimly, intellectually, understand that there are sex-phobic Jesus freaks, uh, excuse me, I mean "Christians with traditional values," who think masturbation is bad for some reason, but I've never heard of an atheist who gives a damn. Is there some currently fashionable quack diet or self-help rigmarole out there that advocates this, or is this woman just a freak all by herself?
But hey, whatever floats her boat. Hope she's not holding her breath, though.
