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neutral_omens).
And a meme - I was tagged by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sarahsan for a couple, and here's the first one.
This is list is quick and random, because narrowing it down to only 10 with actual thought behind it would take waaayyyy too long. Assume you could get 10 totally different ones if you asked me on a different day, 'cause I have gajillions.
Han Solo (Star Wars)– Ah, puberty. The sexual imprinting lasts a lifetime. (Preferably in a three-way with Lando Calrissian).
John Constantine (Hellblazer)– Hooking up with him in would no doubt get me killed in some supernaturally gruesome way, but it might be worth it. I bet he’d be willing to get totally rough and raunchy, and wouldn’t give me shit about my smoking, nor would he blanch at the truth about how many partners I've had. (Note: That’s the blond, English comic-book guy I mean. The “other” one, like all Keanu Reeves characters….zzzzzzz, wake me up when it’s over.)
Sayid Jarrah (Lost) – I think he’s the most beautiful man on television, and his guilty wibbling over his past just makes me want to point out to him that having been a torturer no doubt gives him very specialized skills with regards to sensitive parts of the body and intense sensations and powerful mental games, and wouldn’t he like to redeem himself by putting his talents to a pleasurable and consensual use?
Maladict/a (Monstrous Regiment)—Cross-dressin’, packin’, sexually ambiguous caffeine-addict vampire with a wicked snark? Yes, please.
Lucifer (Paradise Lost)—No doubt you’ve noticed a bad-boy (or boi) pattern by now. Why settle for halfway measures?
Sal Paradise (On the Road)—I think “I made love to her under the tarantula” is my favorite sentence in all of literature.
Severus Snape (Harry Potter)—It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it.
Barack Obama (Clusterf*ck to the White House)—Shut up. Anyone who’s that much of a Gary Stu must be fictional.
Robin Hood (Yes, the red fox one from Disney)—No furbashing plz. Apparently, pre-pubescent sexual imprinting is intense too!
Aziraphale (Good Omens)—Everyone else picks Crowley. I think the angel sets himself up to be underestimated; I won’t fall for it.
I tag anyone who wants it - I can't be arsed with making picks from the f-list too. (Feel free to assume I'd fool around with quite a few of you.)
neutral_omens).And a meme - I was tagged by
sarahsan for a couple, and here's the first one.This is list is quick and random, because narrowing it down to only 10 with actual thought behind it would take waaayyyy too long. Assume you could get 10 totally different ones if you asked me on a different day, 'cause I have gajillions.
Han Solo (Star Wars)– Ah, puberty. The sexual imprinting lasts a lifetime. (Preferably in a three-way with Lando Calrissian).
John Constantine (Hellblazer)– Hooking up with him in would no doubt get me killed in some supernaturally gruesome way, but it might be worth it. I bet he’d be willing to get totally rough and raunchy, and wouldn’t give me shit about my smoking, nor would he blanch at the truth about how many partners I've had. (Note: That’s the blond, English comic-book guy I mean. The “other” one, like all Keanu Reeves characters….zzzzzzz, wake me up when it’s over.)
Sayid Jarrah (Lost) – I think he’s the most beautiful man on television, and his guilty wibbling over his past just makes me want to point out to him that having been a torturer no doubt gives him very specialized skills with regards to sensitive parts of the body and intense sensations and powerful mental games, and wouldn’t he like to redeem himself by putting his talents to a pleasurable and consensual use?
Maladict/a (Monstrous Regiment)—Cross-dressin’, packin’, sexually ambiguous caffeine-addict vampire with a wicked snark? Yes, please.
Lucifer (Paradise Lost)—No doubt you’ve noticed a bad-boy (or boi) pattern by now. Why settle for halfway measures?
Sal Paradise (On the Road)—I think “I made love to her under the tarantula” is my favorite sentence in all of literature.
Severus Snape (Harry Potter)—It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it.
Barack Obama (Clusterf*ck to the White House)—Shut up. Anyone who’s that much of a Gary Stu must be fictional.
Robin Hood (Yes, the red fox one from Disney)—No furbashing plz. Apparently, pre-pubescent sexual imprinting is intense too!
Aziraphale (Good Omens)—Everyone else picks Crowley. I think the angel sets himself up to be underestimated; I won’t fall for it.
I tag anyone who wants it - I can't be arsed with making picks from the f-list too. (Feel free to assume I'd fool around with quite a few of you.)
