Lust is a sin; Charity is a virtue

[vulgarweed]

I'm offering short porn fic in the Lightning Round of help_haiti.

Hey, what's more sex-positive than helping people in need through stroke fodder?


DIAF, Pat Robertson.

Comments

[quantum-witch.livejournal.com]

If you believe that everyone's religion is true (for them) he probably will end in fire, the eternal kind. I don't like speaking for Christ, but I'm pretty sure he'd be miffed at Robertson right now.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

He's really only a slightly more housebroken version of Fred Phelps. Every time a human tragedy happens, he's right there to put the most offensive spin on it possible.

9/11? Blame the pagans, gays, and feminists. (Never mind that that crime was actually committed by religious extremists who share his exact opinions of pagans, gays, and feminists.)

Hurricane Katrina? Gays, again, and Voudoun, like Haiti,* and, I dunno, drunk college kids on spring break and people who like chicory coffee and spicy seafood?

*and also, like Haiti, POOR BLACK PEOPLE. Let's be honest. People of that ilk do not give a shit. Kanye West was right about that much.

I understand your point about people having to face their own religions' idea of the afterlife. But I'm feeling vengeful right now, and I want a universal Hell for people of all faiths (or none) who become rich and famous from setting themselves up as holy and pointing fingers at others.

[quantum-witch.livejournal.com]

Housebroken? Surely he's wearing Tena pads by now... Yeah, I remember him and many others saying that utter bullshit. I lost all pretense at sympathy for him long ago.

I absolutely share those feelings of vengeance, but I feel utterly powerless right now just yelling at the heavens for allowing (not choosing, I'm sure) someone like him to be their mouthpiece.