Letters Never Sent
Apr. 7th, 2013 04:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vulgarweedDear Tolkien Society,
I have combed all the Letters and HoME notes for this and have yet to find a definitive answer to this question; if it's in there and I missed it, please forgive me. During a sexual encounter, would the penis of the penetrator or fellatee disappear upon entering an orifice of someone wearing the One Ring? (Assuming this person is neither Sauron nor Tom Bombadil)
Sincerely,
V, who needs to know Because of Reasons, and when I tried to contact the Professor over the Ouija board, he hung up on me.
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Dear Christopher Tolkien....
NOPE. You guys will have better answers anyway.
[Poll #1906920]
This is the kind of question that keeps me up at night. Perhaps I should look at my life choices.
*looks*
Yup, they're fine!
I have combed all the Letters and HoME notes for this and have yet to find a definitive answer to this question; if it's in there and I missed it, please forgive me. During a sexual encounter, would the penis of the penetrator or fellatee disappear upon entering an orifice of someone wearing the One Ring? (Assuming this person is neither Sauron nor Tom Bombadil)
Sincerely,
V, who needs to know Because of Reasons, and when I tried to contact the Professor over the Ouija board, he hung up on me.
~~~
Dear Christopher Tolkien....
NOPE. You guys will have better answers anyway.
[Poll #1906920]
This is the kind of question that keeps me up at night. Perhaps I should look at my life choices.
*looks*
Yup, they're fine!
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Date: 2013-04-07 10:53 pm (UTC)Thanks.
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Date: 2013-04-07 11:58 pm (UTC)Ring or no, I assume the sight of anyone having sex with an invisible partner is going to be pretty bizarre to any third-party observer.