Letters Never Sent

[vulgarweed]

Dear Tolkien Society,

I have combed all the Letters and HoME notes for this and have yet to find a definitive answer to this question; if it's in there and I missed it, please forgive me. During a sexual encounter, would the penis of the penetrator or fellatee disappear upon entering an orifice of someone wearing the One Ring? (Assuming this person is neither Sauron nor Tom Bombadil)

Sincerely,

V, who needs to know Because of Reasons, and when I tried to contact the Professor over the Ouija board, he hung up on me.

~~~

Dear Christopher Tolkien....

NOPE. You guys will have better answers anyway.




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This is the kind of question that keeps me up at night. Perhaps I should look at my life choices.

*looks*

Yup, they're fine!

Comments

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Yeah, ouch. Not good fun sexy times. I'm leaning towards your view now, whereas I was truly on the fence before.

[elluvias.livejournal.com]

This brings up the question, though of whether or not ejaculate would remain visible or invisible? Going by the rules if it landed on Bilbo or uh remained inside it would be invisible but maybe it wouldn't. Maybe it'd be like the usual foil to invisible but tangible people and throwing mud or water on them.

[athena799.livejournal.com]

I think it would allow you to see his outline. To reference my post below, if Bilbo's body is keeping the ejaculate from touching the ground, it would be invisible because it would be under the same effect as clothing. But you would be able to see any ejaculate that fell to either side of him and where part of it is suddenly missing. That was always my interpretation of the mud or water thing, the parts that hit them go invisible, and all you see are the parts that don't go invisible around them.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I think - inside the invisible person, it would be invisible. It's something that's taken totally inside, like food. On someone - eh, negotiable.

I think the ejaculate of the invisible Ring-wearer would become visible the moment it left his cock.