Letters Never Sent

[vulgarweed]

Dear Tolkien Society,

I have combed all the Letters and HoME notes for this and have yet to find a definitive answer to this question; if it's in there and I missed it, please forgive me. During a sexual encounter, would the penis of the penetrator or fellatee disappear upon entering an orifice of someone wearing the One Ring? (Assuming this person is neither Sauron nor Tom Bombadil)

Sincerely,

V, who needs to know Because of Reasons, and when I tried to contact the Professor over the Ouija board, he hung up on me.

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Dear Christopher Tolkien....

NOPE. You guys will have better answers anyway.




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This is the kind of question that keeps me up at night. Perhaps I should look at my life choices.

*looks*

Yup, they're fine!

Comments

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Sense of touch. You know this body, you might have been there before. Your partner is helping and guiding you. Your hands and your mouth have been surveying the landscape, and you've been humping against each other for a little while now, in different positions, kissing and stroking and playing. Your body is fitted to theirs, and you know exactly where you are in relation to them; even the size difference has been accounted for.

You don't need sight to find anything, as long as you've got the other four senses in full strength.