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(reblogging from Tumblr, because I tend to lose track of things there. I think this idea is gold and it's a keeper.)

Ever since writing The Passion That Slays and Recovers, I’m kind of infatuated with Irene/Mary as a pairing.

So now I want to write ridiculous heist-caper hijinks where Irene Adler and Mary Morstan are the international criminal masterminds that Sherlock and John are obsessed with catching (and always falling just a teeeeeny bit short).

It would be heavy on the sex (I/M and S/J, and who knows, maybe various other combinations of the four), the humor, and the wildly implausible casefic crack, and very light on the angst and serious violence (think of my AdMor as less like MorMor and more like a kinky lesbian Raffles & Bunny.)

I know this pairing is rare-to-nonexistent, but HEY. THAT CAN CHANGE.

Would there be interest in this out there?

(I got a pretty good response on Tumblr and in the Antidiogenes chat.)

Think of it. There might have been a moment when S & J could have caught them, but it was decided all around that they were still all having too much fun. There might also have been a moment when I & M could have got away with stopping S & J's efforts to catch them forever - but it was decided not to, by the same people, for the same reason.

There must have been a time when they secretly joined forces against someone who horrified all of them.

Irene ties people up a lot. Strangely, no one subjected to this treatment seems to mind as much as they should.

Both pairings are totally in love, married, and devoted in their respective fucked-up ways - but none of the four holds sexual exclusiveness as a high priority, so smut possibilities are nice and flexible. (They all rank exclusiveness below dish-washing, as chores go. None of them is very fond of dish-washing. John is the only one who does it regularly - and he's jealous of Mary, because her partner is rich enough thanks to the jewel heists and high-end BDSM services to pay someone else to keep dirty dishes out of her line of vision at all times. He wonders sometimes if Sherlock couldn't pocket the occasional diamond or cane the occasional minor-noble arse to help keep up, the lazy aesthete of pure reason that he is.)

Date: 2015-08-11 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donutgirl.livejournal.com
haha I am really enjoying your expansions on this idea.

who knows, maybe various other combinations of the four

can I give a little cheer for this? :)

Date: 2015-08-11 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarweed.livejournal.com
In my self-indulgent idfic, everyone is at least a little bit poly. :)
Edited Date: 2015-08-11 05:39 am (UTC)

Date: 2015-08-11 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pocketfull-of.livejournal.com
Sounds awesome, I'd love to read that!

Date: 2015-08-13 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarweed.livejournal.com
Excellent! :D

Date: 2015-08-11 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starbrow.livejournal.com
Oh god, yes, please write this!

Date: 2015-08-13 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarweed.livejournal.com
Yay, I shall!

Date: 2015-08-11 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninezzku.livejournal.com
You had me at "international criminal masterminds" and sealed the deal with "heavy on the sex" :D

Date: 2015-08-13 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarweed.livejournal.com
I just got a wonderful/horrible idea for a porneriffic "plot" too. Inspired by an ACD story, I swear! :D

Date: 2015-08-11 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mundungus42.livejournal.com
I expressed my enthusiasm on Tumblr, but please let me express it again, especially in light of the additional details.

Date: 2015-08-13 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarweed.livejournal.com
Oooo, Colbert grabby hands. That's always effective.

(I just got the WORST idea for a porn-eriffic "plot" too. 100% ACD Inspired!)

Date: 2015-08-13 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mundungus42.livejournal.com
Does it involve Holmes and/or Watson ejaculating? :D

Date: 2015-08-13 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarweed.livejournal.com
Doesn't it always? :D

I think it's called "The Ginger Bush League." It's loosely modeled on "The Red-Headed League." Very loosely. XD

Date: 2015-08-13 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mundungus42.livejournal.com
As one married to a ginger, this idea makes me absurdly happy. And a bit excited.

Date: 2015-08-13 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarweed.livejournal.com
Hint: the running joke does not refer to the hair on anyone's head.

Date: 2015-08-13 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mundungus42.livejournal.com
As one who is espoused to one whose nickname has been "Firecrotch," I continue to approve.

Date: 2015-08-12 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azriona.livejournal.com
I would be interested!

Date: 2015-08-13 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarweed.livejournal.com
Yay! Thank you. I hope to justify it!

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