vulgarweed | Entries tagged with fic (sherlock)

For the

come_at_once challenge: written in about 7 hours. HUGE thanks to

winter_hermit for the amazingly fast beta (probably helped that she was sitting next to me at a coffee shop).

Belt-Fed Cock
Rating: NC-17/E
Word Count: about 4100
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: John/Sherlock (and OMCs/Sherlock in fantasy)

Some babies are born with hair, or with teeth. Some with a caul, some with a tail. Sherlock Holmes was born with an olive drab bandana in his right pocket.

Content: Established relationship, Military Kink, BDSM, Consensual Gangbang Fantasy, Dirty Talk, Top!John, Bottom!Sherlock.

For

come_at_once -

mildred_bobbin tagged me with the prompt: “retribution.” The title is a British and Canadian military slang term that refers to long, hard, punishment or hardship, particularly when disproportionate to the infraction.

( Belt-Fed Cock )

Title: The Straw Man Fallacy
Fandoms: Sherlock/The Wicker Man (1973)
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Other Characters: Lord Summerisle, Miss Rose, Willow MacGregor, Alder MacGregor, Mr. Lennox, The Librarian, other Summerisle villagers and OCs
Rating: NC-17/explicit

Summary:
“Mr Holmes, I'm not in the habit of approaching . . . consultants. But you are correct. I have great faith in our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. And until recently, I also had faith in the rule of law. Only the second one has wavered. Three years ago my fiancé, Sgt. Neil Howie of the West Highlands Constabulary, went to investigate an anonymous report of a missing child in a remote place called Summerisle. He never communicated with me while he was there, and he never returned.”

Summerisle is not a welcoming place to visitors, but it shows its best face at May Day. For ulterior motives.

Epilogue: Attained at the End of Desire

One year later, Sherlock and John make a return visit to Summerisle. This time, it's personal.

This story is now COMPLETE. Completely.

Read it at AO3 if you prefer.

( Attained at the End of Desire )

Entire Story on AO3

Chapter 1 on LJ
Chapter 2 on LJ
Chapter 3 on LJ
Chapter 4 on LJ
Chapter 5 on LJ
Chapter 6 on LJ
Chapter 7 on LJ

Whew. What a long, strange trip it's been. Huge thanks go out to

winter_hermit and

snogandagrope for epic beta-reading, and to all the readers who've supported this story chapter-by-chapter. Could not have done it without you. Truly.

Title: The Adventure of the Mustelid Musk
Fandom: Sherlock (Appalachian AU, Bone Fiddle-verse)
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: PG-13/T (for sexual suggestiveness)
Word count: 442 (tale told in two 221B's)
Warnings: none, since smells don't come through the internet.

Summary: Another side of rural romance. In which Sherlock might no longer be aromantic, but he's very aromatic.

( The Adventure of the Mustelid Musk )

Current Mood: giggly

Title: Stay All Night With Me
Fandom: Sherlock (Appalachian AU)
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: M (angst, violence, sexual suggestiveness)
Warnings: a major character death that doesn't really happen.

Summary: It turns out that Vietnam is not John's last source of Nightmare Fuel. Sherlock adapts.

Author's Note: Unlike the previous two, this IS really plot-dependent on The Bone Fiddle and has major spoilers for the way it doesn't really end.

( Stay All Night With Me )

The title is probably a lot more resonant if you've listened to The Bone Fiddle playlist

So last night I posted some some serious porn...and it has NO COMMENTS. Not a one. How is this even possible? Granted, the person I wrote it for had already seen it, but...Was it that bad?

I've been consoling myself by thinking it must have been the worst possible timing, but...I'm gonna pimp it out again.

It's called "Splat!", it's "Bone-Fiddle"-verse" it has Sherlock and John hunting each other with paintball guns--and it's really filthy, I promise! (Mind the warnings, it also gets a little intense.)

It's here:

SPLAT!

Current Mood: no self-respect

Giftfic for my collaborator

htebazytook. I'd promised to write this scenario months ago. I emailed it to her late NYE.

Coda to The Bone Fiddle, takes place about a month after that story - shortly after Christmas 1973. If you haven't read that, you can probably still understand this (there's not a real complicated plot *cough*) but you do have to get used to the idea that Sherlock and John live in a run-down coal-town surrounded by woods and mountains in southern West Virginia. That's the story of how they met, how they caught a serial killer, and how they hooked up and shacked up.

SPLAT!

Fandom: Sherlock; Appalachian AU
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Summary: Sherlock decides he does want to go hunting with John after all. But not for deer. (History tells us the first competitive game with with paintball guns was played in 1981. The first large, well-organized, PG-rated, and heterosexual one, perhaps...)
Rating: NC-17. Explicit. Smut, smut, and nothin' but.
Word count: ~6,800
Kinks/Warnings/Content: D/s (both ways), Gunplay, Knifeplay, “Non-con” Roleplay, Switching, Competition, Anal Sex, Rimming, Bondage, Hunting kink, Rough sex, Object insertion, Dirty Talk, Comeplay
Author's notes: The way Sherlock and John play is certainly much more RACK than SSC. (Consensual? Definitely yes. Safe and sane? Definitely not.)

( SPLAT! )

Enjoy! This little AU 'verse is proving surprisingly sustainable. Porniness is a much more vicious motivator.