Holding it Together, with Duct Tape
Dec. 22nd, 2006 12:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vulgarweedGyah, PMS and money troubles on top of everything. My usually hard-and-prickly therapist took one look and went all Jewish-mother on me, all but forcing me to eat cookies.
But I can still drabble! (x-posted from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
go100, for the "Holiday Spirit" challenge.)
Title: Slaybells
Words: 100
Rating: v.mild PG for stealth slash suggestions
Notes: Discworld x-over of sorts.
“Oh dear, this is a bad idea…”
WHY? I’VE DONE IT BEFORE.
“Hogswatch is different, Azrael…the round Earth isn’t nearly so…flexible with space-time, and…your reindeer are terrified, and…”
YOU ARE A ROD IN THE QUICKSAND, AZIRAPHALE.
“I believe ‘stick in the mud’ is the idiom here. And who’s doing your…not the boy!”
IT BROADENS HIS HORIZONS. BESIDES, I HAVE PRESENTS FOR YOU.
Tea from the bottom of Boston Harbour. A library card from Alexandria. A highly uncensored Renaissance painting.
“Dear Lord, is that—?“
HE POSED IN FLORENCE, YES.
“Just this once, then. I didn’t see you.”
HO HO HO.
***
Safe journeys to everyone travelling the next few days!
But I can still drabble! (x-posted from
go100, for the "Holiday Spirit" challenge.)Title: Slaybells
Words: 100
Rating: v.mild PG for stealth slash suggestions
Notes: Discworld x-over of sorts.
“Oh dear, this is a bad idea…”
WHY? I’VE DONE IT BEFORE.
“Hogswatch is different, Azrael…the round Earth isn’t nearly so…flexible with space-time, and…your reindeer are terrified, and…”
YOU ARE A ROD IN THE QUICKSAND, AZIRAPHALE.
“I believe ‘stick in the mud’ is the idiom here. And who’s doing your…not the boy!”
IT BROADENS HIS HORIZONS. BESIDES, I HAVE PRESENTS FOR YOU.
Tea from the bottom of Boston Harbour. A library card from Alexandria. A highly uncensored Renaissance painting.
“Dear Lord, is that—?“
HE POSED IN FLORENCE, YES.
“Just this once, then. I didn’t see you.”
HO HO HO.
***
Safe journeys to everyone travelling the next few days!
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Date: 2006-12-23 04:35 am (UTC)I'm feeling pretty humbuggy myself, but DEATH delivering presents will never stop being funny.