Bats, belfreys, and blowjobs

[vulgarweed]

Hey, hjbender! And quantum_witch too!

I thought of you!


Totally unrelated poll, I swear! Inspired by an old post on writing_sex; one of my favorite topics--bodily fluids and treatment thereof! (also file under: urban hillbilly cuisine, I suppose.)

[Poll #978679]

Discuss!

Comments

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Agreed - it's really hard to make spitting sexy in smut. (or, I'd imagine, in RL - I've never done it so I can't say for sure.)

*Pictures Aziraphale giving spitter!Crowley the disdainful cold shoulder for days over that one and the unwitting demon trying to work out what he'd done wrong (despite the fact that he'd be equally offended were the positions reversed)*

XD WRITE IT I dare you!

*Giggles at mental image of Snape, on his knees, licking and sucking away until sensing that the moment of climax is near and triumphantly whipping out one of his trusty glass beakers*

Somebody, somewhere MUST have already written this.

[dreya-uberwald.livejournal.com]

XD WRITE IT I dare you!

You really shouldn't take advantage of the impressionable like this :D.

Somebody, somewhere MUST have already written this.

You know, I have the sudden, unholy urge to look for this fic, but know that typing: 'Snape' 'blowjob' 'semen receptacle' into the google searchbox would be something I'd live to regret.