Housecleaning: not my friend.

[vulgarweed]

So I decided things were kind of out of hand and went on a rearranging binge. It was going pretty well...until I tried to do something with the Closet of Doom. Then my precariously-balanced super-cheap super-fake Yule-tree-in-a-box fell out and hit me in the face.

I have a black eye. A real one. A shiner.

I can make it not-too-noticeable with makeup, but before that it is really quite shocking.

It looks like the sort of thing that no one will believe is entirely innocent.

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[amberdiceless.livejournal.com]

*Eyes own overstuffed, musty closet with trepidation* Perhaps I'll wallpaper the bathroom first...

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Mom was wrong. There are evil things in the closet.

Or maybe something was just trying to keep me out of Narnia.