Fisting Babyhand and the Lemon Sodomites!

[vulgarweed]

This whole post and its comment thread at Fandom_Wank has me shrieking with laughter harder than anything else in fandom has in MONTHS, and right now I desperately needed a good laugh like you would not believe.

AWESOME.


So I ask my f-list: if you were going to troll a fic-search community in any of your fandoms, what incredibly OTT crack-fic summary would YOU write? And would it be very possibly a real fic that really exists?

If you were going to request a fic of mine but didn't remember it very well, how cracktastic could you make the summary?

If there was a crackfic in your fandom that doesn't really exist yet (as far as you know) but you really wish it did, how would you phrase a fake search request for it?

Comments

[semyaza.livejournal.com]

When I read about this over breakfast, I wondered if it would even have been possible in another fandom.

[quantum-witch.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I understand what the wank is really about. Were authors of the stories upset at being identified by the horrible summaries (and if so, what did they expect when they actually wrote such things)? Or were the members of the rec comm upset that it was all a big joke and the person got a little smug about it?

Whatever the case, I found the summaries to be pretty damned funny. The whole idea could become a meme.