Fisting Babyhand and the Lemon Sodomites!

[vulgarweed]

This whole post and its comment thread at Fandom_Wank has me shrieking with laughter harder than anything else in fandom has in MONTHS, and right now I desperately needed a good laugh like you would not believe.

AWESOME.


So I ask my f-list: if you were going to troll a fic-search community in any of your fandoms, what incredibly OTT crack-fic summary would YOU write? And would it be very possibly a real fic that really exists?

If you were going to request a fic of mine but didn't remember it very well, how cracktastic could you make the summary?

If there was a crackfic in your fandom that doesn't really exist yet (as far as you know) but you really wish it did, how would you phrase a fake search request for it?

Comments

[robling-t.livejournal.com]

Torchwood would be an interesting case; I actually keep a rec list of "in another fandom, this would be crack, but here..." fics I've turned up in my travels, because I'm still waiting to run across a story that would manage to look out-of-place considering the premise of the actual show! (I mean, when you can go "Um, and Ianto turned into a dolphin...", and this makes perfect sense, well, let's just say I'd like to see a troll try to keep up...)

[semyaza.livejournal.com]

She was walking a fine line without knowing it. Choose a fandom in which ceremonial cum doughnuts are unlikely and be found out immediately or choose a fandom in which ceremonial cum doughnuts are common-or-garden and be inundated with links. Or ignored altogether.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Now I want to see a fandom where ceremonial cum donuts are a common enough trope that people complain about the triteness of it all...