Bats, belfreys, and blowjobs

[vulgarweed]

Hey, hjbender! And quantum_witch too!

I thought of you!


Totally unrelated poll, I swear! Inspired by an old post on writing_sex; one of my favorite topics--bodily fluids and treatment thereof! (also file under: urban hillbilly cuisine, I suppose.)

[Poll #978679]

Discuss!

Comments

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

In order to be PC and responsible, I know I ought to recommend a mouth full of latex. But I can't, I just can't.

I think swallowing is far neater and more efficient myself.

So far the poll is bearing out a trend: almost nobody, in fansmut, ever writes somebody spitting, regardless of what they do themselves!

And you have to take into account that some guys take spitting as an insult....

Crowley & Aziraphale

...would probably both fall into this category.

Draco probably has an heirloom monogrammed handkerchief specifically for the purpose. Harry would swallow, though. Snape would do neither; he'd collect it for ingredients.

[dreya-uberwald.livejournal.com]

To me, in fic, swallowing seems more erotic and spitting either comedic or indicative of disgust.

*Pictures Aziraphale giving spitter!Crowley the disdainful cold shoulder for days over that one and the unwitting demon trying to work out what he'd done wrong (despite the fact that he'd be equally offended were the positions reversed)*

Draco probably has an heirloom monogrammed handkerchief specifically for the purpose. Harry would swallow, though. Snape would do neither; he'd collect it for ingredients.

*Giggles at mental image of Snape, on his knees, licking and sucking away until sensing that the moment of climax is near and triumphantly whipping out one of his trusty glass beakers*

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Agreed - it's really hard to make spitting sexy in smut. (or, I'd imagine, in RL - I've never done it so I can't say for sure.)

*Pictures Aziraphale giving spitter!Crowley the disdainful cold shoulder for days over that one and the unwitting demon trying to work out what he'd done wrong (despite the fact that he'd be equally offended were the positions reversed)*

XD WRITE IT I dare you!

*Giggles at mental image of Snape, on his knees, licking and sucking away until sensing that the moment of climax is near and triumphantly whipping out one of his trusty glass beakers*

Somebody, somewhere MUST have already written this.

[dreya-uberwald.livejournal.com]

XD WRITE IT I dare you!

You really shouldn't take advantage of the impressionable like this :D.

Somebody, somewhere MUST have already written this.

You know, I have the sudden, unholy urge to look for this fic, but know that typing: 'Snape' 'blowjob' 'semen receptacle' into the google searchbox would be something I'd live to regret.