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So I was able to wish my mom a Happy Birthday in Portuguese today!

We got to talking and reminiscing about our trip there in '04 and she reminded me of a lot of funny moments. My favorite one I had forgotten:


Your Family Might Be Brazilian If...

...you've ever been scolded by an elderly aunt because your bathing suit covers up too much.

Date: 2011-12-09 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celandineb.livejournal.com
Your Family Might Be Brazilian If...

...you've ever been scolded by an elderly aunt because your bathing suit covers up too much.


ROTFLMAO!

Date: 2011-12-10 07:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarweed.livejournal.com
My mom helpfully translates everything our relatives say, including some things I wished she hadn't. But the aunt was really kind of paying me a compliment - she believed that suits like the belly-covering tank suits and one-pieces I prefer are only for old, frumpy women, and she thought I had a nice enough figure that I should "do better."

Yeah. Still culture shock.

Date: 2011-12-09 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notlefthanded.livejournal.com
Wow is my family not Brazilian! :D

Date: 2011-12-10 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarweed.livejournal.com
Culture shock, I has it, with my own immediate relatives.

She thought I stood out too much (which is true and is always going to be true) and that I have a nice enough figure that I shouldn't wear bathing suits that in her mind are meant only for frumpy, saggy old women. So it was a compliment in a way.


But I'm still not wearing buttfloss where strangers can see it. If that makes me an Ugly American, so be it. At least a little bit less of my ugly is visible.
Edited Date: 2011-12-10 07:16 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-12-11 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elentari-valie.livejournal.com
there are some nice two pieces that are NOT buttfloss but still leave your belly out there to the world (for those who are brave enough).

Actually I kinda like the fact that we brazilians wear two pieces even if you have a little belly paunch.

Date: 2011-12-13 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notlefthanded.livejournal.com
So much family strife can be traced to comments meant as compliments, at least in our family!

And I share your lack of interest in public buttfloss. :)

Date: 2011-12-20 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dana-norram.livejournal.com
because your bathing suit covers up too much.

Yep, it does sound like us, lol.

OMG, your mom's birthday is so close to my mom.

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